OK you gals crack me up! Seriously! By the time I was done reading them all I was laughing SO hard! It was truly hard to pick the main winner but here goes anyway..................

THIRD PLACE for a 10% voucher to anything in my store goes to........
Mel who said:

I would love to win a free logo watermark because I am trying to start a photography business and my husband is deployed and lets face it I have a lot on my mind ..for example..why my 3 year old is throwing cheerios on the floor so the baby will follow her yelling here boy, here boy..good boy (i think she wants a dog?!)..why I put the canned corn away in the freezer (distracted much)..the ever popular where is the remote game (toy box,purse,once even the car) and finally how I'm going to get my 3 year old's "artwork" she named "tooooo much glue" off the wall when we move out of this house ;)

SECOND PLACE for a 25% voucher to anything in the OTSS store goes to............
Sarah Palfreyman who said:

It's late. 2:00 a.m. I'm a sophomore in college. I am anxiously awaiting the arrival of my friend, Kristie, who has been travelling overseas, and is going to spend the night at my apartment.

It's later. 3:00 a.m. Kristie has not arrived. I decide to go to bed. I take out my contacts, wash my fash, and get in bed. I hope to hear her knock.

A knock! She's here! I grab my glasses and run to the door. "Kristie!!!" We hug, and laugh, and talk. I follow her from the living room to the bathroom while she gets ready for bed. I hear all about her flight, the trip, and the countryside.

We sit on beds on opposite ends of the room, facing each other. As she is talking to me, my weary mind slowly comes to a conclusion. I cannot SEE her.

But why? I am wearing my glasses, aren't I? Confused, I take my glasses off and instantly realize why I can't see her.

I am wearing a pair of small, round, PURPLE-tinted sunglasses. Much like those of John Lennon.

So after flying for 23 hours, Kristie is greeted by me, wearing my pajamas and purple sunglasses, in the living room, the bathroom, and the bedroom. Talking and laughing the whole time.

So why do I need to win this contest? Because sometimes we can't see ourselves as others see us. I would love for you to design a logo for me so that I have an objective perspective for the design of my company.

And FINALLY, the WINNING story which still has me LAUGHING so very hard and wins a FREE Logo/Watermark Package goes to.............
Sarah who said

I don't really have a funny reason as to why you should pick me for a free logo design, it's more about the fact that every time I save a little bit of money to put towards something on my photography wish list, my kids mess it up. Let me tell you about my day so far....

It's 7:00. I'm drinking coffee and checking emails. My kids (4and almost 2) are quietly watching PBS kids. Life is good.

My four year old comes in and informs me he has to poop. I tell him that I really don't need to know, he should just go....

It's very quiet. I hear the kids talking in the bathroom. My 2 year old is giggling with delight. I hear the toilet flush. I hear a scream...."Mom come quick" I run into the bathroom. The toilet is overflowing. There is poop on the floor. Both kids are standing in it. My 2 year old is soaked. Her hair and face are wet.

I turn the water off on the toilet and stick the kids in the tub so I can try to get the poop off the floor without making a bigger mess. I'm dry heaving. I ask what happened. I'm told "Gracie (the 2 year old) was giving her toothbrush a bath."

"In the toilet? With the poop?" Yup. "Did she brush her teeth?" Yup. I almost threw up..."Where's the toothbrush?" Yup, you guessed it....flushed down the toilet.

I've been plunging for an hour. Finally called the plumber. They will be over in a little while...Toilet will be fixed. Photography money will be gone.

It's 9:15

Thank you to ALL who entered. If you winners could PLEASE email me at tiffany@onthespotstudio.com so I can send you your vouchers, that would be fabulous!!!! To all who entered, thank you for entertaining me this rainy morning and I appreciate the stories!!!!!!