Tuesday, September 2, 2008
BOY have I been MIA!
WOW life's taken a hold of me and not let go! I am currently working on about 8 designs, 2 of which are in the homestretch! YAY! Also, today I won my very first photo contest AND a NEW Tracy Joy Joey bag! Thanks Tracy for the contest!
So since I have been nine kinds of idk, GONE, i wanna offer a HUGE HUGE giveaway. But it won't be like my OTHER giveaways. You might actually have to WORK for this one.
So, instead of jumping on the bandwagon of 'take pictures declaring your love for....' I want to KNOW why you want to win. I mean, the cheesier the BETTER. I mean, I want to LAUGH. I want to laugh so hard my husband thinks I am temporarily INSANE.
If you do this and you make me laugh so hard I cry, you win a FREE logo/watermark package valued at $150.00
Second place wins a 25% voucher for anything from the store.
Third place wins a 10% voucher for anything from the store.
Just comment below & sometime within the next 7 days I will choose a winner so be sure to enter fast! Who knows when I'll decide its time to pick a winner!!!!! GOOD LUCK!
posted by On the Spot @ 8:49 PM
10 Comments:
Okay Im no good at being funny!!! But I would love to win a free logo watermark b/c well you should see some of my designs that would def make you laugh!!! Thanks!
I have a 6 year-old son, 4 year-old daughter and a 9 month-old baby girl plus a new photography business and I am literally losing my mind. You can tell I don't get out much and that my 9 month-old is sucking my brains out of my breasts when ...
I am sitting in my 4 year-olds music class daydreaming while the young, fresh-out-of-college, sweet, sappy teacher is telling a story about a squirrel running up and down the tree (up and down the keyboard) to get nuts. You know where this going, right? Next thing I know she is talking animatedly about the squirrel eating nuts, nibbling nuts, counting nuts. And all I can think about is ...
I would love to win a free logo watermark because I am trying to start a photography business and my husband is deployed and lets face it I have a lot on my mind ..for example..why my 3 year old is throwing cheerios on the floor so the baby will follow her yelling here boy, here boy..good boy (i think she wants a dog?!)..why I put the canned corn away in the freezer (distracted much)..the ever popular where is the remote game (toy box,purse,once even the car) and finally how I'm going to get my 3 year old's "artwork" she named "tooooo much glue" off the wall when we move out of this house ;)
If you can watch this without breaking into a deep belly laugh, you're just not human! Go on, try it, I dare you :D Click me!
Congrats on winning that contest!!!!
Let it rip! Good luck deciding (-:
Ha, so I posted the laugh part and totally forgot the "Why" part. So here goes.
'Cuz you're obviously the most talented and fab logo designer to ever grace the face of the earth and I would be head over heels totally fantastically thrilled to have one from you! ;)
I don't really have a funny reason as to why you should pick me for a free logo design, it's more about the fact that every time I save a little bit of money to put towards something on my photography wish list, my kids mess it up. Let me tell you about my day so far....
It's 7:00. I'm drinking coffee and checking emails. My kids (4and almost 2) are quietly watching PBS kids. Life is good.
My four year old comes in and informs me he has to poop. I tell him that I really don't need to know, he should just go....
It's very quiet. I hear the kids talking in the bathroom. My 2 year old is giggling with delight. I hear the toilet flush. I hear a scream...."Mom come quick" I run into the bathroom. The toilet is overflowing. There is poop on the floor. Both kids are standing in it. My 2 year old is soaked. Her hair and face are wet.
I turn the water off on the toilet and stick the kids in the tub so I can try to get the poop off the floor without making a bigger mess. I'm dry heaving. I ask what happened. I'm told "Gracie (the 2 year old) was giving her toothbrush a bath."
"In the toilet? With the poop?" Yup. "Did she brush her teeth?" Yup. I almost threw up..."Where's the toothbrush?" Yup, you guessed it....flushed down the toilet.
I've been plunging for an hour. Finally called the plumber. They will be over in a little while...Toilet will be fixed. Photography money will be gone.
It's 9:15
Tiffany i LOVE your work! I'd love to win a logo/watermark package.
Fall Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by September 30, 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
It's late. 2:00 a.m. I'm a sophomore in college. I am anxiously awaiting the arrival of my friend, Kristie, who has been travelling overseas, and is going to spend the night at my apartment.
It's later. 3:00 a.m. Kristie has not arrived. I decide to go to bed. I take out my contacts, wash my fash, and get in bed. I hope to hear her knock.
A knock! She's here! I grab my glasses and run to the door. "Kristie!!!" We hug, and laugh, and talk. I follow her from the living room to the bathroom while she gets ready for bed. I hear all about her flight, the trip, and the countryside.
We sit on beds on opposite ends of the room, facing each other. As she is talking to me, my weary mind slowly comes to a conclusion. I cannot SEE her.
But why? I am wearing my glasses, aren't I? Confused, I take my glasses off and instantly realize why I can't see her.
I am wearing a pair of small, round, PURPLE-tinted sunglasses. Much like those of John Lennon.
So after flying for 23 hours, Kristie is greeted by me, wearing my pajamas and purple sunglasses, in the living room, the bathroom, and the bedroom. Talking and laughing the whole time.
So why do I need to win this contest? Because sometimes we can't see ourselves as others see us. I would love for you to design a logo for me so that I have an objective perspective for the design of my company.
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